I have high standards for a boyfriend because Cory Monteith showed me what a real gentleman was like.
i’m really sensitive for a selfish asshole
MY TOP FAVE MOVIES: “Well… sometimes I have the feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, mmh… better not." - Pitch Perfect (2012)
The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical
zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously